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Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now
Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl’s body.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
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July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
lol You guys are …
lol You guys are unbelievably brave.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
you’ve got to be …
you’ve got to be kidding, right??
This is fake…..it is the Onion, a satire website. Can’t you recognize ridiculous satire when you see it??
Yes, I’m exasperated that anyone would think this is real.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
thats not funny at …
thats not funny at all!!!
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
some of their jokes …
some of their jokes are of poor taste, like the olympic flu bit, but ive gotta admit, they are a funny
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
If the actual story …
If the actual story about the girl and her mother is real its really mean but the pictures are fake.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Are the bruises …
Are the bruises from her pimp, Douglas?
lol
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
lolllllll
lolllllll
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
ya it was just …
ya it was just kreepy nasty
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Wow.. that made me …
Wow.. that made me almost too sad to laugh…(hehe)
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Cleveland!! woot
Cleveland!! woot
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
lmao It’s so …
lmao It’s so twisted; yet what can I say: I love the Onion.
It’s bad, but we just can’t look away.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
roflmaooooo
‘That’s …
roflmaooooo
‘That’s good she’s off the drugs.’
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Most videos by the …
Most videos by the onion are funny but I didn’t find this one funny at all… =|
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
they are actually …
they are actually not too far from the truth of what happens to a lot of child all over the world, the results are of course exaggerated , but the time line is frighteningly accurate
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
are they bruises …
are they bruises from her pimp Douglas omg
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Love it!
Love it!
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Then Im probably …
Then Im probably downright disgusting.
Also, if you don’t like this video, then don’t watch it.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
and also where can …
and also where can i download the open-source edition of this software ?
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
so did anyone see …
so did anyone see her ?
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
iFGYOU THINK THIS …
iFGYOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY THEN YOU ARE TRULY, TRULY SICK PEOPLE.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
sure they do, it’s …
sure they do, it’s so ing funny to mock life on the streets and the homeless, really evolved ing funny sttaff….of course if your culture and level is going down the ter you would consider this sheer malice as humour, it actually being pure worthless trash.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
sometimes something …
sometimes something so wrong just sounds so funny.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
At least they have …
At least they have a sense of humor, yeah? We have some lovely parting gifts for you, Mr. White Knight.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
what kind of …
what kind of disturbing unfunny is that? These morons spend too much time on the net and are in serious need of therapy….
July 4th, 2009 at 6:04 am
lol flagging is …
lol flagging is disabled you dumb-ass