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Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now


Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl’s body.

More coverage at: http://onion.com

Duration : 0:2:58




25 Responses to “Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now”

  1. HonkieBitch Says:

    lol You guys are …
    lol You guys are unbelievably brave.

  2. gootenslog Says:

    you’ve got to be …
    you’ve got to be kidding, right??

    This is fake…..it is the Onion, a satire website. Can’t you recognize ridiculous satire when you see it??

    Yes, I’m exasperated that anyone would think this is real.

  3. prettyballerina13 Says:

    thats not funny at …
    thats not funny at all!!!

  4. voiice0reason Says:

    some of their jokes …
    some of their jokes are of poor taste, like the olympic flu bit, but ive gotta admit, they are a funny

  5. assultrider Says:

    If the actual story …
    If the actual story about the girl and her mother is real its really mean but the pictures are fake.

  6. tolazyk Says:

    Are the bruises …
    Are the bruises from her pimp, Douglas?
    lol

  7. elkellenhabla Says:

    lolllllll
    lolllllll

  8. impact360 Says:

    ya it was just …
    ya it was just kreepy nasty

  9. chrissyIV1999 Says:

    Wow.. that made me …
    Wow.. that made me almost too sad to laugh…(hehe)

  10. idinaforeverWICKED Says:

    Cleveland!! woot
    Cleveland!! woot

  11. 9Ghostly9Fish9 Says:

    lmao It’s so …
    lmao It’s so twisted; yet what can I say: I love the Onion. ;)
    It’s bad, but we just can’t look away.

  12. avadakedavra62442 Says:

    roflmaooooo
    ‘That’s …

    roflmaooooo
    ‘That’s good she’s off the drugs.’

  13. Davgil1994 Says:

    Most videos by the …
    Most videos by the onion are funny but I didn’t find this one funny at all… =|

  14. DoctorNumLuck Says:

    they are actually …
    they are actually not too far from the truth of what happens to a lot of child all over the world, the results are of course exaggerated , but the time line is frighteningly accurate

  15. tinypuppies3 Says:

    are they bruises …
    are they bruises from her pimp Douglas omg

  16. Backfromthedeadguy Says:

    Love it!
    Love it!

  17. NoClassPranking Says:

    Then Im probably …
    Then Im probably downright disgusting.

    Also, if you don’t like this video, then don’t watch it. :)

  18. AllahSIZtayyip Says:

    and also where can …
    and also where can i download the open-source edition of this software ?

  19. AllahSIZtayyip Says:

    so did anyone see …
    so did anyone see her ?

  20. MistressAvalon Says:

    iFGYOU THINK THIS …
    iFGYOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY THEN YOU ARE TRULY, TRULY SICK PEOPLE.

  21. hermanlovespauline Says:

    sure they do, it’s …
    sure they do, it’s so ing funny to mock life on the streets and the homeless, really evolved ing funny sttaff….of course if your culture and level is going down the ter you would consider this sheer malice as humour, it actually being pure worthless trash.

  22. theanthropicalthane Says:

    sometimes something …
    sometimes something so wrong just sounds so funny.

  23. Subartimaeus Says:

    At least they have …
    At least they have a sense of humor, yeah? We have some lovely parting gifts for you, Mr. White Knight.

  24. hermanlovespauline Says:

    what kind of …
    what kind of disturbing unfunny is that? These morons spend too much time on the net and are in serious need of therapy….

  25. olie440 Says:

    lol flagging is …
    lol flagging is disabled you dumb-ass

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